I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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