OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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