I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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