haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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