When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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