i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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