I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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