Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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