I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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