No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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