If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
