New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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