Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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