Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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