Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
