Don't you send me to vm
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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