Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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