So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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