he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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