Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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