he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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