found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have aggressive nipples.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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