im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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