I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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