I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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