Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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