is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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