You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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