does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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