There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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