I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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