Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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