I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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