Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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