"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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