Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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