I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize
