He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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