We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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