butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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