So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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