Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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