So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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