I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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