dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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