it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
