did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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