I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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