its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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