Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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