Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
ttyl tear gas
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize