We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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