her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
NoShamevember. You game?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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