Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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