I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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