So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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