if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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