You really coming over, don't trick.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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